Today, in whatever I do for a living...

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck) 02/01/2016 at 13:35 • Filed to: Houses

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Me: “There’s no way in hell I’m doing that.”

Guy: “Okay, I’ll get a window open for you.”

CalzoneGolem > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/01/2016 at 13:44

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Safety cushion!

Stapleface > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/01/2016 at 13:44

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Huh? Did he expect you to enter in through that doorway with those (totally up to code) stairs? Where would that door even go anyway with that concrete wall in the way? This hurts my brain. It's like some fucked up MC Escher painting.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/01/2016 at 13:45

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The only appropriate reply is this:

BKosher84 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/01/2016 at 13:51

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What OSHA don’t see they don’t need to know about.

dietryng > Stapleface 02/01/2016 at 13:55

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cant you just about see the MC Escher drafting and design company. m.c. up working late at night. “yeah thisll REALLY mess with them”

vicali > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/01/2016 at 13:55

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The Caution ribbon is a nice touch.

Urambo Tauro > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/01/2016 at 13:57

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Guy: “Okay, I’ll get a window open for you.”

“...but don’t track any mud inside. And don’t scratch the window-frame.”

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Urambo Tauro 02/01/2016 at 13:59

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Not as uncommon as you would hope.

Urambo Tauro > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/01/2016 at 14:09

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You got that right.

It seems like they always wait ‘til the last minute to pave driveways/sidewalks/etc. I know, I know... they just want the concrete pristine for the customer...

Until then, everyone’s tromping through the mud. If you’re lucky, someone will have laid some pallets or something down, or at least a base layer of gravel.

Spaceball-Two > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/01/2016 at 16:02

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Holy crap!

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Spaceball-Two 02/01/2016 at 16:03

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If you had something to do with this, I swear to God...

Spaceball-Two > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/01/2016 at 16:04

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Hell no.

Not this time.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Spaceball-Two 02/01/2016 at 16:17

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